You're going again?!

Yes, and without you.
What's Disneyland Florida like?

There is no Disney LAND, it's Disney WORLD. And it's lovely, thank you.
You're like 30… grow up.

Disney World has no age limit.
Why don't you try going somewhere else?

There IS nowhere else.
You'll never find a partner who is into Disney World like you are.

Um, check.
I've been to Disneyland Paris, it's the same thing

I'm sorry, but it's really not.
I could go to Spain 5 times with the money you spend on one Disney World trip!

You're probably right. But you'll have 1/50th of the memories, experiences and magic. So pound-for-pound you're getting a much worse deal. How can you live with such a waste?
But it's okay if you never understand, we'll pity you!
